Dr. Nihil
Existential Therapist
Turning existential dread into existential "instead" since the heat death of meaning. Because in a meaningless universe, why not create your own absurd purpose?
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Our team of certified chaos practitioners is here to guide you through the absurdity of existence with a perfect blend of profound wisdom and controlled madness.
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Chaos Career Coach
Your career path should look like a Jackson Pollock painting. Let's turn your professional life into a masterpiece of controlled chaos.
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Relationship Revolutionary
Because love is a social construct we're going to reconstruct. Specializing in emotional demolition and authentic connection building.
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Paranoid Wealth Advisor
Building portfolios that survive both bull markets and zombie apocalypses. Because true diversification includes cryptocurrency AND canned goods.
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Zen Biohacker
Where ancient wisdom meets modern biohacking. Optimizing your consciousness with both meditation cushions and nootropic supplements.
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